why didn't you poke me back
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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