is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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