who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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