Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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