I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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