your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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