i need an iv and a liver transplant
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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