i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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