Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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