I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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