Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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