how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
my being single is dangerous.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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