Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
You left your phone here
Wait...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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