So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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