She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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