Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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