I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Randomize
