im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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