I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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