am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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