We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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