She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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