You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I party with great urgency now.
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