Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
