is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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