so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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