Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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