I love black thongs
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
