Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
