so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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