who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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