Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I supernannyed him into submission
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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