I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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