Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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