While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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