I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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