He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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