He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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