Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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