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(416): View more from Ontario

The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.

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(925): View more from California

i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

did you fuck him yet?

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hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?

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(208): View more from Idaho

She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".

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(734): View more from Michigan

i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen

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(360): View more from Washington

When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.

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(631): View more from New York

You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad

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