I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
