your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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