Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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