a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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