Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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