Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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