she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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