I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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