Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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