trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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