Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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