kristin has been a bad kristin
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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