Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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