The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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