girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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