guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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