Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I supernannyed him into submission
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
