honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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