I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
operation have a gay friend backfired
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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