So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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