The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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